 Horoscope with Lilith
Ah, the joys of Mercury retrograde in Aquarius: weather extremes, electrical storms, climatic convulsions - plus the usual computer and communication glitches: misprints, misunderstandings, mixed messages, missed meetings, lost letters, phone and fax anomalies, electronic aberrations, airline irregularities... Sorry about that, but they do say forewarned is forearmed.
Aries: This week retro Mercury joins Aries Mars to chuck double trouble dust in your path - changes, delays and multiple irritations that strain your limited cache of patience. Monitoring your own reactions could prove enlightening/ hilarious/ even more infuriating... take your pick.
Taurus: Like an elephant beset by bees, or the straw that broke the camel's back, this week's swarm of small irritating things could madden even tolerant Taurans. Try keeping a sense of humour and perspective - then if you really need to lose it, do.
Gemini: Your planetary ruler's bizarre and erratic energetics could make this week's communications at best wierd, at worst non-existent. Though you'll probably be so involved in that TwinTowns movie playing inside your head you may not notice.
Cancer: This week people's personal peculiarities will be peaking. If this gives you the pip, think before you nip about the wisdom of people in glass houses not throwing stones. Because your own eccentricities are not only showing, but glowing.
Leo: Absolutely no use throwing a royal tantie because things aren't being done the way you want this week, Leos - or expecting people to behave in a way that makes any sense you can comprehend. In fact, expectations are this week's biggest ambush...
Virgo: This week's world is seriously Aquarian and its citizens quite likely contrary and contradictory: simultaneously outrageously radical and unutterably stubborn, generous and petty, amusing and infuriating. What to do? As always, the best you can manage.
Libra: Don't go mental as anything over this week's Uranian behaviour. Or reject whatever doesn't suit you out of hand - that's like watching black and white TV. It takes all sorts of shades to colour life's rich and mysterious existential artwork.
Scorpio: You may not be able to control anyone or anything this week - including yourself. How's that for a scary concept? Some universal power exerting a stronger will than your own? What absolute nonsense! Don't believe me? Wait and see...
Sagittarius: Aren't other people's reactions just so hysterical? Too amusing, ha ha ha, you laugh uproariously, witty and devil may care as you please - till someone steps on your toes or gets up your nose. Then we really get to hear squeals...
Capricorn: Don't try to make sense of this week's Uranian vagaries. Use their impetus instead to move from your normal way of operating logically and try a new approach, do something differently, invent another way of looking at things...
Aquarius: This is a major woo-woo, way out there time when you human antennae receive all sorts of quantum-leap concepts and inventive perceptions. Just remember all knowledge must ultimately be tested in there - in the heart department.
Pisces: Some things mightn't seem fair or right, but no need to throw a pain party over it. You aren't in Cuba wearing a plastic hood or Woomera sewing your lips together. Hardships are for enlarging our hearts - towards ourselves and others.
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