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Help 'Our Joel' become a world champion
Joel Parrey is training hard for a crack at the Junior Karate World Title in Cyrus in November, given he can actually afford to get there. The trip is expected to cost the young contender well over $4000.
Trinity Catholic College student Joel Parrey is only weeks, and several thousand dollars, away from a tilt at the Junior Karate World Title. Joel, who already holds the Australian and Oceania title, will be travelling to Cyprus in November to represent Australia granted he raises enough money.
Apart from taking out the National and Oceania titles, Joel also picked up a silver medal in the recent Commonwealth Titles in New Zealand after losing his final bout by the very slimmest of margins.
Young Mr Parrey is also an extremely talented cricketer, who made his debut in the LJ Hooker League at the ripe old age of 15.
Lismore, to my knowledge, has never been the home of a karate world champion. This is our chance to make an impact on the world stage. So if you can help, give Joel a call on 6622 0218 or 0431 188 022.
Someone's gotta do it...
Laurie Axtens
Call of the Loon
It is one thing to sit a one-hour exam and boast that you are an official cricket umpire, as Steve Abbott (aka Sandman) did as a hookline for his recent Ashes luncheon special. It is quite another to use your qualification and actually stand in a game. Last weekend I 'stood', as umpiring is referred to, in two days of the Masters Games. This involved concentrating on every delivery bowled for 160 overs, which is a challenge. Who would have thought counting to six 160 times in a row, and getting it right each time, could be so difficult.
So yes, I too am a qualified cricket umpire, but I'm also loony enough to be a practicing one as well.
What kind of childhood abomination could have driven me to stand, mostly stock still, in heatwave conditions for hours on end? Must have been pretty bad.
I think the seeds of my new service to the spirit of the game were planted when I realised that, firstly, my bowling average was much higher than my batting average and secondly that my captains seemed happy to leave me at square for hours on end. I muttered this fact to one of my team-mates last summer and he said rather tongue in cheek "you know, you can get paid to do that." Hmm, I thought.
Mark Twain is renowned for encouraging people to turn their pastime into their profession and as a lover of Twain's work I thought I would try it out. Well umpiring doesn't pay that well but I'm enjoying counting to six.
So as an umpire I just want to reassure all the players I've alienated or antagonised over the last 30 years of flannelled foolery that my win-at-all-costs attitude remains just as intense and offensive as ever. However, now that I'm a penguin, a win for me is a spot on the NSW Country Umpires Panel and the only way to get that selection is to get it right more times than I get it wrong. Tricky. Maybe I should just concentrate on counting to six correctly for now.
In any case, I'll be keeping you up to date as I make my way through this season; the Umpires Association is already threatening me with a stint in the L J Hooker League?! I can already sense the mental disintegration tactics being formulated for my first round in the top flight.
Anyway, back to the counter practice. Click 1... wide, click 2, click 3, click 4... wicket, click 5... wide, ...er... that's over, isn't it?
Interdistrict
Ken Wray
At the net
Over the years interdistrict tennis has been played between many of the local clubs and associations. When I was growing up in Ballina many years ago the interdistrict competition was played in three divisions and the competition was fierce but social. I can remember the many matches played against the strong Lismore teams containing the likes of Bruce Mathieson, Jeff Latimer and Geoff Hayes. I was lucky enough to be on the same court as Elaine Blanch (Yabsley) - a true champion in all respects. Unfortunately, nowadays the interdistrict competition has dwindled to just the one division, but the matches are still played with the same spirit as ever. This year's event was held recently and Mullumbimby are the minor premiers.
Tennis clinics
NSW Sport and Recreation are backing tennis clinics these school holidays for children aged between six and 16 at the Lismore Tennis Centre, where I will be providing the kids with some helpful hints. The program runs from October 4-6 from 9.30am to 3.30pm. The cost is $90 per participant.
For more information or enrolment forms phone NSW Sport and Recreation on 6687 7168 or me on 0403 161 855.
Ian Leake of Alstonville with a yellow fin tuna caught at Cato Reef recently. The Suffolk Sports fishing column will return to these pages next week.
Catchin' a breeze
Cadet bodyboarder Brody Zagar picked up eight out of 10 in the cadets final with an invert then a smooth roll for the small but enthusiastic crowd of onlookers in round six of the Headlanders Bodyboard Club competition in Ballina last Sunday.
Ben McDonald also scored a seven out of 10 with two barrels and a forward spin in the juniors final and Chris Clarson scored a 10 out of 10 for a cutback to forward spin, reverse spin and four rolls on the one wave in the dropknee division. Even though the waves were small, there were still some high scores thanks to some determined work in the waves.
The next and final competition for the year will be on October 23. For more information phone Chris Clarson on 0422 776 468.
Summit's swimmers seal a second title
President of the Lismore Workers Swimming Club, Scott Hahn, presents the Far North Coast Winter Sprint Shield to Lismore Indoor Swim Team head coach, Ken Malcolm.
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