Horoscopes

ARIES: Things don't always turn out the way you imagined, Rams. Sometimes we have to let go of how we want it and accept whatever contradictions and ambiguities life's extraordinary smorgasbord presents. Wishing you exciting, enlightening seasonal celebrations...

TAURUS: Emotions always intensify at this time of year, but your end of year stars are inviting you to lighten up a little - no, make that a lot. To shake the weight off and the lead out and have some fun. And however you plan to celebrate, make peace your primary priority.

GEMINI: Your humanitarian assignment for the coming fortnight is lightening up difficult situations by helping others enjoy whatever state of divine disorder they find themselves in. And may you be blessed with all sorts of delightfully festive hanky panky as your reward.

CANCER: During cyclic celebration periods emotions are complex, and joys and disappointments seem unduly magnified. People can be difficult and abrasive, as well as selfless and helpful. So stay positive, keep confident and have some mini-stress, maxi-fun time out...

LEO: During this season of goodwill, the court astrologer advises using your lordly energy as a force for peace, reconciliation and togetherness. Well, at least try your best, then take a well-earned rest. May your Majesties' festivities be hot, happening and gloriously uproarious.

VIRGO: Be satisfied right now with completing say, 15 things a day instead of 50. Don't overreach; accept what you can do - and what you're not going to. And whether your celebrations are quiet or wild, remember to treat yourself with the same kindness you apply to others.

LIBRA: Don't get in a tizz if things don't proceed as planned this holiday season - when do they ever? You know you can make whatever happens look good, so just do what you do best: enjoy being a charming host. Or equally fabulous guest.

SCORPIO: This weekend ironically celebrates the birthday of history's most famous Prince of Peace in a world of perpetual war. Contribute to inner disarmament these holidays by declaring a ceasefire on someone you've always fought with. May a cool Yule and a groovy new year reward your efforts.

SAGITTARIUS: The planet's problems are too big for a single person to fix - but mending your part of it is one of the most useful and reassuring Xmas gifts you could give this stormy world. Have yourself a ball while you're at it, and may the new year bring your heart's desires.

CAPRICORN: It's the Goat tribes glamour time, your earthy charm's pumping, you'll push yourself to go the extra mile - but you won't enjoy your holidays to the max unless you can relax. So kick back and savour the sacred escape from everyday life, no matter how brief.

AQUARIUS: Behold! I bring you tidings of great joy... Apart from the inevitable financial haemorrhage, family squabbles and social hiccups the trying part of Xmas is almost over and now you're up to the fun bit - so put your mind on standby and have a master blast.

PISCES: Holiday periods always seem strangely stressful, so go easy on yourself. Stay positive, keep smiling, be your wild and wonderful self - and make plentiful use of the three wise wishes: Bless the present. Trust yourself. And expect the best...