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ARIES: Serene calm and sweet repose? Nah. Stimulating spring ions have you incorrigibles swashbuckling about in thrillseeker mode, and this week's astro-mix strengthens your bonds with those Aries fan club members who accept your eccentric authority, appreciate your idiosyncrasies and admire your fierce charms.
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TAURUS: A breakthrough is breaking through this week. Inner Taurus is making a rare celebrity guest appearance, so roll out the very best welcome mat. Talking won't be as effective this week as visual images, the written word or personal example so be creative - communicate physically, graphically and/or artistically.
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GEMINI: A glamorous time for Geminis in the epicentre, as usual, of the social sizzle - during which bad karma-bearing behaviour would be conversation hogging, double booking and changing arrangements for the fourth time. The best activities are beauty treatments, giving gifts, sharing constructive criticism and spending quality family time.
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CANCER: Venus in Virgo is tart-tongued, Mercury in Scorpio turns sarcasm into a blood sport, and the Crab clan aren't averse to a taking a nip here and there. Put it together and whaddya got? Cutting edge communication which makes people avoid you. So don't go there this week - the not-terribly-much-fun zone.
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LEO: Athens Olympics, Wheelie Olympics - now it's Leo Partnership Olympics. You'll score well in Emotional Gymnastics, but is a commitment handicap holding you back? This week needs you taking care of business backstage rather than front of house, playing the power behind the throne rather than on it, your Maj.
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VIRGO: Sick of dreary astro-press? Well you haven't exactly been flaunting your alluring side lately. But this week Virgo Venus showcases your purest Mercurian versatility, earthiness and aesthetic finesse; if you're doing more and enjoying it less, now's your chance to have everyone rush to assist you, so don't let aid go unasked for.
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LIBRA: May you live in interesting times is an old Chinese blessing, and Jupiter in Libra puts fortune firmly on your side - though be aware some opportunities come disguised as loss. Not recommended this week: Being pretentious. Bitchy gossip. Skipping appointments because you can't decide what to wear. Recommended: Tuning into peoples' deeper needs.
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SCORPIO: Not a week for solitary brooding, plotting or other Scorpionic loner activities. In the sign of togetherness team activities rule - so do lunch, cruise, schmooze, dish the dirt... Scorpio Mercury ups your personal persuasion so if people dither and aren't as decisive as you'd like, charm will woo them more surely than force. PS. Don't get stroppy.
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SAGITTARIUS: Virgo Venus can be pretty picky, ditto Sun and Mars in Libra - now Mercury in Scorpio's pressing your judgment button. Avoid pointing the righteous finger or playing accusing angel; ask direct questions, but don't go nuts if you don't get direct answers. The upside is you'll receiving so many incoming realisations your vocals get a well earned rest.
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CAPRICORN: Ways to make best use of this week's Venus energy: Cull the closets - give away what no longer fits or looks good. Revamp your office. Shop for the latest computer upgrade. Get a new hairdo. Swan into theatre or art openings. Flirt... What won't work: Sarcasm, sulking, being superior or condescending.
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AQUARIUS: You experimental spirits are busy this week ignoring limitations, blazing trails and finding new ways of doing things. Not being backward about coming forward and saying what's on your mind - which can antagonise more conservative types. But who needs bad vibes? Don't despise the sweet art of compromise.
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PISCES: To paraphrase British writer PG Wodehouse, while you mightn't actually be disgruntled this week, you could still be feeling not all that gruntled. Solitaire isn't recommended - get out and about. And don't be hard on yourself - space shuttles only spend a tiny percentage of time on course and the rest correcting, correcting...
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